[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (and a wall too)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (no but i jumped in front of one)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (are you watching?)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (actually someone had to tell)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (on one hand. on the other i use two fingers)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (my hand and our old couch)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (sometimes)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (my life story)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things. (everything I touch breaks. my tablet, my tablet pen, my headband, a hammock, etc...)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (and to add it)

TOTAL: 8

The Total of the Total's Total: 24

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.